dad: burton is heinous
dad: i meant genius
me: hahaha DAD! autocorrect?!
dad: yes. autocorrect is a problem
i used to be so interesting...
this is a sentence from an email i wrote to my psych t.a senior year: “i know there’s only a final left, so i wanted to know if there is something else you can recommend i do to raise my grade” i, for some reason, found that appropriate - or at least felt confident that the implications here were disguised innocently enough that i would be able to play it off like i had no...
we should all be more our full names all the time