a love letter to wanda from avis.
i went into an avis “branch” (or whatever) yesterday wearing something super cute short/tight in the hopes of finding either a young hispanic man or old white dude working behind the counter who would give in to my flagrant flirtation / seduction tactics and rent me a car for something less than a fucking month’s fucking salary. sucks that when i walked in, the only person there...
my dad's not feeling the whole road trip thing
but he’s droppin’ some knowledge on me like whoa.
text conversation with person i gave my number to...
him: hey, it’s [xxxx] from [xxxx xxxxxx]. do you want to have dinner sometime? me: how old are you?
first train home
i’m going on a cross country roadtrip on friday*. here’s a list of what i still haven’t planned: how i’m going to get there. where i’m going to sleep along the way. how i’m going to get back. 1. i haven’t rented a car. i don’t know how i’m going to rent a car. they are all so expensive. and they’re especially expensive when you try...
basic ass advice
On Friday night, I was talking to some married guy at Le Bain for like two hours (which I guess by normal social standards is quite a while; so, in club time, it must be an eternity.) After all this talking, he asked me if I wanted a drink. It was really late, I was pretty drunk and I had been pretending to drink a glass of champagne for the past hour and a half so I didn’t really need...
friend: what’s the difference between wearing a thong and no underwear? me: … underwear.
don't leave your gmail open with me around
some days i can't help being a bitch. like,...
some fucking asshole doorman i see everyday: hey, hi. good afternoon me: … asshole: i like your dress me (i am wearing a skirt and crop top): … asshole: have a nice day, i know you can hear me - me: [turning around] OH REALLY? then why don’t you take a fucking hint and SHUT. the FUCK. UP?? (and then i don’t know what he said or what happened because i turned my...
oh. forgot something.
it started raining profusely as soon as i left my apartment to go meet this guy on that date. so i had to change and i ended up being a little late. when i got there i told him i was late because it had started raining. then later this happened: guy: so it was raining? me: yeah. sorry, it just… it was raining so hard. i had to change. there was so much rain. it was crazy. guy: mmm. were you…. were...