I am sorry
This is so fucking stupid, but there are tears cascading down my face. I cannot stop laughing.
nobody likes a poor girl. she is just a drag.
Found this book today. AM ALREADY LEARNING SO MUCH:
BREATHE STRETCH SHAKE LET IT GO
For the zero people who have asked, I’m on the Cooler Cleanse and today is Day 1. (and this is a picture of me in a cab with juice 1, because it was clearly very important that I capture my early morning juice induced scowl at inception.) The first three juices (greens, fruit juice, greens) were so delish but the fourth drink, despite its adorable name - “young” coconut water -...
Email to a GF. 9.30.11 In Love. Realization. 3.17.12 Nope.
"When your fickle love gets old, no one will care...
Earlier, while I was waiting on line at Equinox for a kale, lettuce and spinach juice (Important: I’m on a diet because I’m going to LA in two weeks), I turned to my left and saw some dude giving another dude a really long hug. They were hugging for between 45 seconds and a minute… which is a really long time for anyone to be doing anything, let alone hugging, let alone two...
This is the best →
“The only reason a guy is obligated to pay for a woman’s dinner in this day and age is because it’s his turn, it’s her birthday, or because he’s a maître d’ who spilled something on her. Women who feel otherwise are the reason we get paid 89 cents to their dollar.” WORD.
Anonymous asked: When someone decides to do a shitty remake of the movie "American Psycho" w/ a female who pouts too much literally & figuratively, it will be a crime if they don't cast you. I go back to your twitter for ha-ha's and you're as vapid as ever. It's always fascinating to read (again) how unique an event it is that someone looked at your bony ass. I never heard of...
She was a good one all right, she was a good lay but like all lays after the...– Bukowski, Post Office