My friend told me that he texted a girl he slept with (a mere three months ago) asking if she wanted to hang out again (three months later; great guy) and she responded saying she had a boyfriend and they were very happy together.
“A boyfriend.”
“Happy together.”

I’m sorry?
She found a person to wife her up.
With whom she is HAPPY.
In three months.
…
Did I miss a class or something?