I’m pretty obsessed with this image for a variety of reasons:
One being that this lil bitch (on the left; Mary Kate Olsen) is dating a 42 year old French dude (middle; Olivier Sarkozy). I could do without the French because
I’m xenophobic (jk jk, I love everyone) I find the accent inherently smarmy (and do not get me wrong, I LOVE smarmy; I just like the smarminess to come from personality and not intonations in speech). But, basically, she’s living the dream. She just shot to the top of a list I just started making of people whose lives I’m trying to emulate (the other people on the list are girls in rap music videosand anyone who has ever been in an american apparel ad). Guys peak at 42. Girl knows whatsup.
The second being the obvious, amazing fact that she is strolling down the street talking on her blackberry and smoking a cigarette in front of her dude’s daughter like she’s walking by her damn self. (I mean, ARE they walking together?? Is this even her boyfriend? Could someone possibly confirm this?) Like, what next MK? Are you going to show this girl the best bathrooms to do coke and vomit in? The child is obviously very impressionable- she’s already wearing her hair in the same weird, middle part, pin straight way and dressing like she’s a stage hand.
It is just a very amazing thing to witness (through a computer screen, days after the fact). If you don’t find it amazing, we are different people and you are a person who doesn’t know what is amazing and what isn’t. Those are just the facts.
Also, she looks like Danny DeVito and she doesn’t give one fuck.