I suppose you’re also going to tell me I’m not the only person with brown hair?? Come onnnnn.
For the amount of attention you seem to be paying to my blog and twitter, you’ve missed that my ass is actually quite… fat. Though, you are correct in noting that I am a bat!!!!
As for the vapidity of my twitter: I never purport to be tweeting unique events, so IDGAF. That’s on you, weirdo. Wrong place!
Anyway, if you could hoist me down from my perch, maybe we could hang out and talk about the shitty remake of “American Psycho,” doe? I’m looking to break into acting!
this is so risible and asinine i don’t even know how to respond.
so… what? are you saying i like money? money influences my life? i mean… C.R.E.A.M, duh.
but, is there a point? and what’s the connection between me and things with “green” in their name? because i just ate a salad (green!) and green beans (green and “green” IN THE NAME!) if you want to run with that…
this is really dumb. :(
are you green with envy?
This blog should actually be called “Anonymous asked,” per an anonymous commenter.
Um, anyway. Yeah, let’s get off that stuff. Let’s get onto why people are anonymously asking me questions?? Who are you? I thought the only people that read this were people I forced to read this!
Half Cuban, half Turkish. (Mom/Dad)
I listen to Dipset and do leg lifts… I’m not that fit.
I hate dogs because I’m selfish and love attention… and dogs are little attention thieves.
All I wear are tank tops, white tees and half shirts. They can be found at Barneys Co-op, the boy children’s section of the Gap and AA.
“Frederic in Toronto”!!!! Thanks for anonymously sending this complimentary and confusing message.
I’d be glad to clear up your confusion, but I don’t know when or where I said I was stressed out!
I don’t feel stressed out, I don’t think. Do I know you? Do I seem stressed out? I’m confused now, too.
Thanks for calling me pretty!!!
oh my god. no one has ever been nasty to me on the internet before. i imagine this is only the beginning. this is interesting and exciting in the worst possible way.
to answer the question: i just embody everything everyone hates without having any disabilities.
thank you for checking and not assuming.