I suppose you’re also going to tell me I’m not the only person with brown hair?? Come onnnnn.
For the amount of attention you seem to be paying to my blog and twitter, you’ve missed that my ass is actually quite… fat. Though, you are correct in noting that I am a bat!!!!
As for the vapidity of my twitter: I never purport to be tweeting unique events, so IDGAF. That’s on you, weirdo. Wrong place!
Anyway, if you could hoist me down from my perch, maybe we could hang out and talk about the shitty remake of “American Psycho,” doe? I’m looking to break into acting!
this is so risible and asinine i don’t even know how to respond.
so… what? are you saying i like money? money influences my life? i mean… C.R.E.A.M, duh.
but, is there a point? and what’s the connection between me and things with “green” in their name? because i just ate a salad (green!) and green beans (green and “green” IN THE NAME!) if you want to run with that…
this is really dumb. :(
are you green with envy?