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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

Anonymous asked
When someone decides to do a shitty remake of the movie "American Psycho" w/ a female who pouts too much literally & figuratively, it will be a crime if they don't cast you. I go back to your twitter for ha-ha's and you're as vapid as ever. It's always fascinating to read (again) how unique an event it is that someone looked at your bony ass. I never heard of guys looking at a girl's ass! I imagine you don't sleep, but hang upside down from your name brand heels in a closet during the day.

I suppose you’re also going to tell me I’m not the only person with brown hair?? Come onnnnn.

For the amount of attention you seem to be paying to my blog and twitter, you’ve missed that my ass is actually quite… fat. Though, you are correct in noting that I am a bat!!!!

As for the vapidity of my twitter: I never purport to be tweeting unique events, so IDGAF. That’s on you, weirdo. Wrong place!

Anyway, if you could hoist me down from my perch, maybe we could hang out and talk about the shitty remake of “American Psycho,” doe? I’m looking to break into acting!

Anonymous asked
Look at me I'm at the GREEN room of blah blah's shitty talk show, look at me I'm at GREENhouse with famous people and don't know who won the Super Bowl because I want to come off so disconnected yet go to the same places everyone else goes to, look at me I'm in need of GREEN because I'm dumpster diving then showing off my "3 digit coat". Want to guess the color that influences your life the most? it goes with the thing that impresses you the most.

this is so risible and asinine i don’t even know how to respond.
so… what? are you saying i like money? money influences my life? i mean… C.R.E.A.M, duh.
but, is there a point? and what’s the connection between me and things with “green” in their name? because i just ate a salad (green!) and green beans (green and “green” IN THE NAME!) if you want to run with that…
this is really dumb. :( 

are you green with envy?